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We also sell NFTs, suckers!

This one is our most luxurious, special items yet. It's unbelievable, the value and the fact that you can have something digital and look at it, you know. Someone came up to me once and said, "Sir, I just want to see your NFTs." and I said "No, they're mine!" and he said, "I can see them on the Web, you know." and I said, "That's not how it works dumb dumb."